Newly Divorced Couple Celebrates with One Last Olive Garden Dinner

Hi. We just got divorced.

This is so exciting. So here's my forms, the final judgment, and I am single.

Um, we just went in there. They had us sign a couple of things, and then there was a lot of questions about our frozen embryos, but otherwise he said, "You're officially divorced as of this moment, and it's over."

We're walking to our car, or my car. I gave him a ride.

It's all downhill from here for you. You're missing out on the best- Well, it's all uphill from here.

I'm the best you've ever had. We're gonna do Olive Garden.

We used to come here all the time, like, when we first got together, and it's been like two years now.

So maybe that's when we lost our spark, but we're gonna go one last time together.

We're doing soup, salad, and breadsticks.

Dinner was good, and now we're doing a lap around JCPenney, and now we're in Hobby Lobby looking at Christmas decorations.

Bye.