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If you remember the conversations we had, you have to remember what happened after, too.

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That's it, you get it? I don't…

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No, believe me, if I thought we'd kissed, I would've remembered it.

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Me too. I'm telling you the truth. Yeah. If we'd…

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If I, Alessandro, had kissed Megan, I would've definitely rememb— it'd definitely be the first thing I'd say, "Oh my God."

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I mean, absolutely the first thing. What, am I, am I, am I crazy?

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Well, me too. I mean, everything's, everything's fine.

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And then, mmm, she would've told me: "Look, guys, you kissed," but actually, I— You don't remember.

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Not, not, not that I remember it, but if I actually had kissed you, I would've remembered it 110%.

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Original transcript (Italian)

Se tu ti ricordi dei dialoghi fatti, ti devi ricordare anche il dopo.

È quello, capito? Non...

No, credimi, se secondo me se ci fossimo baciati io me lo sarei ricordato.

Anche io. Ti dico la verità. Sì. Se ci fossimo...

Se io, Alessandro, mi fossi baciato con Megan, me lo sarei proprio ricorda-- sarebbe proprio la prima cosa, dico: "Madonna".

Cioè la prima cosa, assolutamente. Che faccio, so, so, so matto?

Mo anch'io. Cioè, tutto, tutto bene. Che poiii, mh, tanto me lo dice: "Guarda raga, vi siete baciati", ma effettivamente io s- Non lo ricordi.

Non, non, non che me lo ricordo, ma se io effettivamente mi fossi baciato con te me lo sarei ricordato al 110%.

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