Star Wars Parody: Mixed-Up Movie Lines and Outtakes

Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

But, sir- Whoa, whoa! No, Harry. Oh, man.

Is he okay?

Use the Force, Luke.

Hey, when do I learn how to punch? Punch?

You don't punch, you use the F- This movie sucks, man, sucks.

Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

The Force? It's an energy field generated by microscopic organisms called midi-chlorians, uh, but that's not important right now.

I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. No disassemble, Number Five.

No disassemble! Come on, guys, leave him alone.

You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

Who? Jack Bur- Han Solo.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

How was that?

That's no moon, it's a space station. This is heavy, Doc.

Cut, cut. What do you mean heavy? The Force isn't heavy.

And Doc, who's Doc? It's Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan Captain's log, star date 1513.1.

Cut, cut. No, Kirk, I told you, it's the Millennium Falcon, not the Enterprise.

Millennium Falcon. Right, right, the Millennium Eagle. Right.

Warp speed, Mr. Chewbacca. Oh, come on! I'm Luke Skywalker.

I'm here to rescue you. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Seriously, George? That's a little uncalled for, don't you think?

Hey, hey, come on, Ernie, come on, take it easy.

Unbelievable, so unprofessional.

When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

The dark side is as satisfying to me as coming is, you know?

I am, like, getting the feeling of coming and- Stop, stop, stop.

There's no coming, no coming here. This is the dark side of the Force.

No one is coming