Laporta and Cerezo in the stands: goals, stadiums and heated seats

There goes Enrique Cerezo, into Joan's arms.

The Julián affair seems to be behind them and there's no better way than flattering the rival's home ground.

Damn. Hey, how beautiful. It's very beautiful, yes.

Spectacular. Well, of course, I suppose so.

And they go on to discuss the difficulties of getting a stadium built.

They embrace before kickoff, and Laporta...

What a luxury. No, damn it, man. Julián's one-on-one chance that he misses.

Goal, Cerezo almost calls it as the shot hits the crossbar.

Holy shit, goal, holy shit. Barça hits the post too. Damn, man.

They've hit the post twice, they have. And here comes the goal.

Julián made the pass. And Cerezo adds: “Lovely, Julián.”

Fermín scores. And the only reaction is this wink from Rafa Yuste.

Fermín, the best of them all. Go on, Fermín.

Go on, Fermín. Cerezo returns a minute after halftime. and exchange a yawn for a release of excess air.

Jesus, Frenkie, you. The chances keep coming.

And then they show them on the broadcast.

Laporta sees it, and this little gesture slips out without quite managing to smile.

He’s not offside. It’s not offside. He checks the Baena play on the monitor and seems to say it looks like it there, but not on the pitch.

Laporta keeps suffering.

And starts sighing. When the score becomes one–two.

Laporta doesn’t even open his mouth, he just looks for knowing glances around him, until he finds one.

Cerezo offers the tactical analysis. “Look, look, look, look.

He’s unmarked. Alone.” And when they see Giuliano go down, repeated here too.

Well. Good grief. Good grief. At the end, Laporta springs to his feet and says: Good luck.

He embraces Cerezo and wishes Atlético: Good luck.

After years and years sitting together in the VIP box, Cerezo and Laporta are sure to repeat the same conversation topics.

So, how are you? Mm, very well. And he goes around greeting people while another momentous conversation topic is getting ready.

Look how full the stadium's getting, huh? Damn.

Hey, it's beautiful, isn't it? The stadium is really beautiful, yes.

Impressive. Spectacular. Congratulations, because it's incredible.

And I'll tell you something, red, red is always beautiful, you know.

And they laugh because it's hilarious. Attention, Cerezo is sitting down.

Laporta and Yuste look like: Hey, the president is sitting down. What do we do?

Should we sit down now? There won't be any need, because Cerezo gets up and says to the man on his right: Why don't you sit down?

And the man on the right says: But everyone is standing.

And the man stays standing, resigned, until he can't take it anymore and says to Laporta: Have a seat.

Laporta gives him a look like, “Are you sure?” Well, then let's sit down.

And then we'll talk about the seats. Watch out for the seats at the Metropolitano.

Laporta sits down.

The chair. His butt's warm. Yeah, it has heating.

Damn. What a luxury. And Cerezo: We do this like at the Cup, but anyway.

But Joan's doing his own thing. Antonio, Antonio, your butt's warm, huh?

How comfortable and funny it is to have a warm butt.

And he must be thinking with Yuste: We have to bring this to the new Camp Nou.