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My actual contract from the '90s says that they own my likeness on any planet, in any universe- ... forever, in perpetuity.

0:11

Wow. What? And so, the fact that I'm able to have a face- ... and use it on anything- The fact- ... is a little shocking.

0:19

The fact that you're able to sit here right now- And talk to you. Yeah. Yeah. You just couldn't...

0:23

Anything that says, like, Topanga associated with it, "We own that."

0:27

Wow. So, yeah. Interesting. Mm-hmm. Wow. Okay.

0:29

And so- Even if the aliens take over and It doesn't matter. On any planet. On any planet.

0:35

In any universe. Yeah. And what does that mean when you say, like, for people listening, like, your likeness?

0:40

Mm-hmm. Like, e- expand on that a little bit.

0:42

So, our contracts did not include any sort of percentage carve-out for us to make any money on anything they made.

0:51

Now, when you do a movie or something, in the contract, it's like, "Okay, and we might use your likeness, your face-" Yeah.

0:57

"... your physical face and representation in the movie or the show.

1:01

We might use it to sell merch. And because of that, we're gonna give you, say, 2%-" Right. "... 5%."

1:09

I get 0%. Yeah. So, anything they've ever sold, any Topanga T-shirt you've ever seen- Oh, my- ... that's officially licensed- Lunchboxes ... whatever was made. Everything. Yeah.

1:17

Everything that's especially, you know, officially licensed, ABC or someone owns that license and keeps and makes, you know, makes and keeps whatever they sell.

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