Cave People Debate Artificial Fire and Reform
4 min Comedy
4 min Comedy
A new day. Emmanuel, you have to see this.
Look what the hut barbarians are doing. And a new surprise for our cave people.
Incroyable. I think these fools are trying to make fire.
Yes, but why? Why make fire artificially yourself?
It's such a natural resource. It's basically free.
We normally just wait for a thunderstorm and send the big guy from the northern caves up to the summit.
Easy as that.
Our fire is 100% biological from controlled natural sources.
Can you imagine the joy of sharing the flame?
Artificial fire will never be able to replace that.
I mean, of course it's technically impressive, but is artificial fire better?
Does it burn better? You can make so many great tools with flintstone.
Using flintstone to make fire is just such a waste.
This is real craftsmanship. People will always prefer this over artificial fire.
They say pride comes before a fall. Tonight, the fall comes straight from the sky.
The good thing about things going wrong is it gives you the chance for reforms.
And wrong it goes indeed. Maybe we have not invested enough in our infrastructure.
We are too dependent from just one source of fire.
The morning after, the walk of shame. We need to tighten our belts.
No more lifestyle part-time jobs. You know, this is a chance for great reforms.
Let's do something great. We can still catch up.
I mean, we invented the cave paintings. We are culture.
Give me this. Nein, Emmanuel, you're doing it wrong.
Ah. Incredibile. Two left hands. Maldita derecha.
We can only overcome our self-pride through centralization and administration.
Out of nowhere, a torchbearer from the hut village, and he walks right past, straight up to the tiny cheese cave in the middle.
Ouch. We are like an independent cave. We don't belong to this cave union around.
We are neutral. We trade with everybody.
Fire as a service. Why not? More time for the things we are really good at.
Subscription active, problem solved. You don't have to be at the forefront of every new technology to be on the forefront of technology, you see?
We simply need to label and verify artificial fire transparently.
Somebody needs to make a certificate, somebody needs to give the certificate, and somebody needs to control the certificate.
Three new jobs. That's some economic growth.
New jobs, new regulations, and back to business as usual.
We are today a better cave than yesterday.
We are far from over. The best years are still ahead of us.
Oh la la, these primitive hut barbarians, they still try to live in those shabby huts.
Yeah, they can't seem to accept that caves are the only civilized way of living.
Next time in Rock Full of Holes. Ja! Ermächtigung und Remigration.
Unlimited power. The uprising of the dark cave barbarians.
No shortage of fire, and the return of the bear.
Добрый день. I choose the bear. You can't blame us.
Yeah, it's not our fault. We always gave our best.
Ach, those are the problems of the cave union around us.
This has nothing to do with us.
До свидания.
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