Satire: Tax the Millionaires Until I Become One

Listen up, comrade. Every millionaire is an evil thief.

Buy my 100 dollar shirt so we can take all their money and share it equally.

Take my 100 dollars, comrade. Let's smash those greedy millionaires together.

Keep buying, comrades. Together, we will destroy the evil rich.

Awesome. Since you are finally a millionaire now, hand over half of your million dollars so we can share it equally.

Millionaires? Aha! Did I say millionaires?

I meant tax the billionaires. A million dollars is basically working class.

Wait a minute. Why did you cross out millionaires and change it to billionaires?

Five minutes ago, you said millionaires are evil.

Are you crazy? Five minutes ago, I was broke, comrade, but now the million dollars is essentially mine.