0:02

To connect to stream.

0:05

What? No. Yes, sir.

0:12

Thank you. Okay, so now, when does the nuclear war start?

0:23

Twenty-nine century. At this point in time.

0:30

Okay. By who?

0:39

Really fast. How?

0:47

Will be responsible for the destruction of this universe.

0:57

Interesting. So is he alive now?

1:01

Yes. Oh, well, great. So just tell me the name and we'll kill him.

1:21

Of course. All right, so just tell me what he does.

2:02

So they'll blow up.

2:12

Only a million lives.

2:28

Okay, so how do we stop this?

2:35

At this point in time, your democracy is stable. This will not engage in self-destruction.

2:47

At this point in time, your democracy is stable. This will not engage in self-destruction.

2:59

Great. Okay. So if we stop this lunatic from blowing us up, we'll be fine, right?

3:08

Wait, but you just said that if we stop him, we won't be destroyed.

3:20

At what point

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