A Teacher Interrupts a Height and Weight Measuring Skit
2 min Machine translated
Just get on already.
Isn't anyone here? Anyone?
Good morning.
It's fine. It's fine.
Hey. Come on, hurry up. Huh? With your clothes on? Of course. It's fine, isn't it?
Come on, hurry up and get on. I don't want to. It's embarrassing.
Shizuma, you get on. No. You get on, idiot.
Come here. Come on. Come here. Come on. Stop being so rough already.
Because I want to see your big parts.
Shizuma, it's getting bigger.
Yours, come on—hey. Come on. That hurts. Come on.
Don't make a sound.
Ow, that hurts. I can't help making a sound.
Don't be so rough. Don't make a sound, idiot.
Ow, I said that hurts. Don't make a sound.
Ow, I said that hurts. Hey, you two, what are you doing?
Huh? Well, we were weighing ourselves, and then— He said he wanted to see how much taller I'd gotten.
I said that hurts. I told you not to be so rough, didn't I?
Teacher, would you like to weigh yourself?
Teacher, please step on the scale. How tall are you?
Okay, ready? Yes. I told you not to hurt me, didn't I?
Honestly.
End of transcript · 193 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
す ぐ わ ん か ら 。
誰 お ら ね え か ？ 誰 か ね 。
お は よ う 。
い い か ら 。 い い か ら 。
お い 。 早 く ほ ら 。え ？服 着 た ま ま ？ 当 た り 前 じゃ ん 。 い い じ ゃ ね え か 。
ほ ら 、 早 く 乗 っ か れ 。や だ よ 。 恥 ず か し い よ 。
静 馬 く ん が 乗 っ て よ 。だ め だ 。 お 前 が 乗 れ よ 。 バ カ 。
こ っ ち 来 い 。 ほ ら 。こ っ ち 来 い 。 ほ ら 。
も う そ ん な 乱 暴 に し な い で 。お 前 の 大 き な と こ 見 た い か ら だ ろ 。
静 馬 く ん 大 き く な っ て る 。
お 前 の ほ ら 、 お い 。 ほ ら 。痛 い じ ゃ な い 。 も う 。
声 出 す な よ 。
あ 、 痛 い 。 声 出 す 。乱 暴 に し な い で 。
声 出 す ん じ ゃ ね え よ 。 バ カ 。
あ 、 痛 っ て ば 。声 出 す な 。
あ 、 痛 っ て ば 。ち ょ っ と あ ん た た ち 何 や っ て ん の ？
え ？い や 、 体 重 を 量 っ た ら ば身 長 大 き く な っ た と こ見 た い っ て 言 う か ら 。
痛 い っ て ば 。乱 暴 に し な い で って 言 っ て る で し ょ 。
先 生 量 り ま す ？先 生 、 ど う ぞ 乗 っ て み て く だ さ い 。
ど の ぐ ら い な ん で す か ？ 身 長 は 。
は い 、 い い で す か ？は い 。 痛 く し な い でっ て 言 っ て る で し ょ 。
も う 。
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