Jensen Huang Love Song Parody: Nvidia, GPUs and Taipei

I admit I cheated. If it all falls apart, Huang can’t sever his roots of love.

From NVIDIA all the way to Taipei, I’m insanely devoted, darling.

I could take off my leather jacket and hand over my shares.

If it all falls apart, I still love you, even if it makes the news.

If it all falls apart, you and Old Huang sneak around with me in this mortal world.

Why’s another detective at the door, lying in wait for us?

He doesn’t understand my heart, he only takes photos of scandals.

You’re different. You’re the one who understands my graphics cards best.

Old Huang, my way of selling graphics cards is the most spot- on, Once the sailor gets things going, you’re the love of my dreams.

Your gaze is so bewitching, you made me blow my cash.

Don’t say a thing. It’s all human nature.

I’ll accept it even if I go bust. If it all falls apart, Huang can’t sever his roots of love.

From Silicon Valley headquarters to Taipei, I’m so smitten I’ve lost my soul.

I could give up the kingdom, just to have the beauty.

For little old NVIDIA, I’d gladly hand it over.