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In April—actually, during last May's health checkup, I was 45 kg.

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45 kg? How tall were you? 167 cm. And when I had my health checkup this year, I was 47 kg.

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Isn't that two kilograms? It was three kilograms.

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It was three kilograms? Wait a minute. I can't do math.

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Two kilograms. I get it now, it's two. I can't do math.

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That was funny.

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Original transcript (Japanese)

4月、去年の5月の健康診断時は45キロやったんですよ 45キロ、身長は何センチやったの?

167センチで、今年健康診断したら47キロやったんですよ 2キロじゃないの?

3キロやったの 3キロやったの? ちょっと待ってた算数ができない 2キロ、2キロで分かったので算数ができない面白かった

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