0:03

Uh, sir, I'm afraid we already overamped on that outlet.

0:06

I'll overamp you.

0:10

All right, everyone. Get out your remembrance candles.

0:19

Granny Lisa, why do we light a candle every Thanksgiving?

0:23

In remembrance of the Great Blackout that almost destroyed our town, when we actually had to write things down by hand.

0:33

It started on a cold November day, back when you could actually see snow outside of a museum.

0:42

11? This isn't supposed to happen. Goodbye, autumn.

0:46

Hello, November. A powerful winter storm is headed our way.

0:51

Maybe it's the calm before the storm. What's the storm?

0:54

Could be the calm, the calm before the storm.

0:59

What storm, Mr. President? You'll find out.

1:02

I refuse to be scared unless there's some terrifying new term for it.

1:06

It's an arctic blast with a bomb cyclone and a chance of firenado, or as we in the news business call it, an Arcticornado.

1:15

None of us call it that, Kent. Pipe down, Arnie.

1:17

I'm selling hoodies.

1:22

Storms a-coming. Light switch!

1:30

Huh? Why do people keep doing that? Blackout dates.

1:34

The blackout? Great Blackout.

1:39

We had no power and no prospects of getting any.

1:47

What is it? What is it? We'll never know.

1:50

Don't worry, kids. The government will help.

1:52

The government cannot help itself, let alone you.

1:55

So, to take your minds off your troubles, I propose some kind of games, either hunger or squid.

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